A few more

Ehh... here's a couple more jokes for you. Nobody reads this, but w/e. Your loss.

Q: What did the doctor say after examining Yunn Yunsberger?
A: You have acid in de chest yunn!

Q: Why did Zorna put ketchup on her brother's hand?
A: Her brother wanted his palm red.

Q: Why did the time seem to go quickly at the glue factory?
A: It was fast paste.

Q: What a matador tries to do?
A: Avoidable.

Q: Why is belly dancing illegal in Schlumpville?
A: They heard it was a waist of energy.

Q: Why are handcuffs like souveniers?
A: They are made for two wrists.

Q: What do you call a car that can go up cliffs?
A: Convertibal.

Q: What do you call it when police interogate a cow's husband?
A: Questionable.

Q: What happened after Cheif Short Cake died?
A: Squabury shortcake

Q: What is the difference between a yam and a TV announcer?
A: The yam is a sweet potatoe while the announcer is a common tater.

Hahaha...Yeah...I don't get half of these. I just answer em. Read and write already! :P Don't wanna fail math, do you?